Player's Name | Position | Age | Picture | Interests |
Robert Anderson aka. Barrell (Coach) | Prop | 25 |  | Being Cylindrical |
Ray Flowers aka. Gary's protege | 2 | 25 |  | Chewing your ear off, flogging moody gear |
| Terry Snooks aka. Tel, you're banned | Prop | 21 |  | One timing... |
| Rob Lancaster aka. Lanky | Lock | 30+ |  | Old Skool! |
| Miguel De La Fuente aka. Michael of the Fountain, Dela | Lock | 26 |  | Rucking, historical events of the Spanish Armada |
| Steve Myles aka. Mylo, Superman/ Clark Kent | Lock | 30+ |  | Saving the world, giving away penalties at rucks. |
| Brad Tiffin aka. Brad can you have a look at Reedy's knee? | Flanker | 26 |  | Being player/medic and all round nice guy |
| Alex Reed aka. Mr Glass, Weedy | Flanker/No.8 | 25 |  | Injuries |
| Simon Powell aka. the pig, piggles | Flanker/No.8 | 23 |  | Sniffing for Truffles.....Oink! |
| Dean Foley aka. Machino, Chris' Mate | Utility Forward | 23 |  | Laying Carpets. Don't ask him to spell it though. |
| Dirk De Villiers aka. DDV, Skippy | Utility Forward | 28 |  | Living in Basingstoke. |
| Joe Wyatt aka. Inappropriate Joe, Yeti, C*** | Scrum Half | 24 |  | Cigarettes and Alcohol |
| Dave Pudney aka. Pudders | Scrum Half | 22 |  | Is Jamie O'Hara |
| Jack Bryan aka. JB, Pash | Fly Half | 23 |  | Surfing, doing his hair, being Pash! |
| Tom Murphy aka. Murph, Spanish Joes apprentice | Fly Half | 22 |  | Millwall |
Luke Taylor aka. Gassy | Inside Centre | 24 |  | Running at people |
| Scott Sarson aka. Naughty Boy | Utility Back! | 21 |  | Brannigans, life in general, 2 Para. |
| James Edgar aka. Egg, Dr. Egg | Fullback | 23 |  | Being the Dr of Brass. |
| Harry Fayers aka. H, Barry, Darky | Wing/Fullback | 22 |  | Talk slow read fast. |
| Aaron Waller aka. | Wing | 25 |  | Being slow, being harder than 50 Cent |
| Clint aka. Mark Newman | Wing | 23 |  | Football, playing his rusty trombone at band camp (homo) |
| Adam Watts aka. Whisk, Stop lying Wattsy | Wing | 28 |  | Loves being naked and known as the whisk. |
| Kieran Kavannagh aka. Kieran | Wing |  | Rugby | |
| Chris Smith aka. Deans Mate | Fly Half/Fullback | 24 |  | Show and go... |
| John Isaacs aka. PC Isaacs | Utility Forward |  | Nicking people. | |
| James Allchurch aka. Allchurch | Prop | 23 |  | Shooting and other gentry activities |
| Tom Simmonds aka. Simmo | Centre | 22 |  | Banter |
| Harrison Peacock aka. H | Wing/Back Row | 22 |  | Loving the white isle.... |
| Nathaniel John aka. Nat | Prop | 22 |  | Handing off.. |
| Sam John aka. | Second Row | 21 |  | Booming people. |
| John Woodhall aka. Social Master of Ceremonies, Waddle | Prop/Hooker | 22 |  | General Rar... |
| Richard Symes aka. Symesy | Centre | 30+ |  | Smoking (belatedly) |
| Mark Schofield aka. Scoffers, Schoey | Utility Back | 28 |  | Cricket |
| Adam Davis aka. Peado | Flanker | 24 |  | Baz Vegas |
| Tom Downey aka. Horse | No. 8 | 26 | Equestrianism | |
| Sean Kavanagh aka. | Hooker | 30+ | Being at the centre of controversy | |
George Wilkins aka. Brass Cat | Flanker | 18 |
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Tom Knight aka. | Wing | 18 |
| Rom Town |
Dale Mussington aka. BBD | Flanker | 18 |
| Not revealing his secret weapon |
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