Player's Name | Position | Age | Weight (KG) | Height (cm) | Picture | Interests |
Robert Anderson (Coach) | 3 | 22 | 110 | 176 |  | Being Massive |
| Jack Bryan | 10/13 | 19 | 4 | 10 |  | Surfing and doing my hair. |
| John Woodhall | 2 | 18 | 100 | 180 |  | Zippy, vommitting |
| Ian Millroy | 6/8 | 30+ | Factory Standard | 181 |  | Pretty shoes |
| Rob Lancaster | Lock | 30+ | 90 | Tall |  | Old Skool |
| Michael De La Fuente | Lock | 25 | 95 | Tall |  | Tottenham FC |
| Andy Lannin | 8/1 | 30+ | 105 | 185 |  | Cutting Trees |
| Steve Myles | Lock | 30+ | 100 | 189 |  | Saving the World |
| Harry Fayers | Fullback | 19 | 80 | 195 |  | Slivering |
| Harrison Peacock | Wing | 19 | 82 | 180 | grooming | |
| Nathanial John | Prop | 19 | 115 | 184 |  | Singing |
| Simon Powell | Flanker | 20 | 105 | 185 |  | climbing |
| James Edgar | 13 | 20 | 85 | 179 |  | Not Hatching |
Chris Webber | ||||||
| Brad Tiffin | ||||||
| Sean Kavanagh | ||||||
| Kieran Kavanagh | ||||||
| Adam Watts | ||||||